Tongue in cheek type of joke

Thanks to Helen for this one.


I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off.

So I ran over and said, “Stop! Don’t do it! There’s so much to live for!”

He said, “Like what?”

I said, “Well, are you religious or atheist?”

“Religious.”

I said, “Me too! Are you Christian or Buddist?”

“Christian.”

I said, “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”

“Baptist.”

I said, “Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”

“Baptist Church of God.”

I said, “Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God or Reformed Baptist Church of God?”

“Reformed Baptist Church of God.”

I said, “Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?”

He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915.”

I said, “Die, heretic scum!” and I pushed him off the bridge.



Here is an interesting set of pics and a good story of a fireman bravely helping a man threatening suicide.